Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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