yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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