is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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