Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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