Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
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