whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
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I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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