it was like his penis was on wheels.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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