So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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