Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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