party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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