I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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