Her vagina should come with caution tape.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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