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• (330): View more from Ohio

  We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!

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• (415): View more from California

  The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress

  (416): View more from Toronto

  Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead

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• (415): View more from California

  Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket

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