Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.