We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket