so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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