question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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