question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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