i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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