Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
His hands were made for my vagina.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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