And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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