It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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