I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
no, he came in my armpit
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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