that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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