Got a toothbrush?
This girl is more easily done than said...
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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