He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
