real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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