he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
our cab driver is having phone sex.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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