I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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