Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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