everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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