I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Randomize
