Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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