too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I just found a bag of teeth...
You took a bar mat shot.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Just high enough for therapy.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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