I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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