so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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