Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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