I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
