i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Randomize
