oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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