let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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