There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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