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Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
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How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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