I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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