So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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