at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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