Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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