Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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