Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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