5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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