If i could tip my vagina, i would.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
