we have officially lost it.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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