You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
my liver is dry heaving
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Randomize