let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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