Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
40s are totally the cure
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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