R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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